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Post by S'yal on Jul 12, 2011 23:46:24 GMT -5
A fun little ooc game, that can be done by anyone. These things are ooc only, guys. There is no tabloid. Unless someone establishes one. SO I'LL START BY MAKING A STORY!
Does Semith have a new love?
Has Merceth gotten over the lost Nicoth?
[/size] Semith has been spotted fraternizing with always dashing Merceth! Is love in the air for Warden's only gold? Is Merceth 'over' Nicoth? Well, the Warden's informer has the scoop! An anonymous friend of Semith's reports that she definitely likes the bronze! Ooh lala! Semith had only this to say; "Merceth is my friend and I like my friends!" Merceth, for his part, looked confused.[/center] |
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Inkwell
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Post by Inkwell on Jul 13, 2011 0:23:45 GMT -5
Weyrlings to Wed?
F'ox and Newly-Impressed R'en Look to Tie the Knot...
...Just as soon as R'en's golden firelizard, Honey, sees her eggs safely hatch! Says R'en, "Once that's over, you know, there's going to be a lot more time for the two of us to hang out. He [F'ox] is one of my really good friends and yeah, I guess you could say the clutch kind of brought us together."
Together in love, as it turns out. These two young riders are often seen in each other's company, which must mean they're in the throes of Pernese passion! Says F'ox, "Um. What? No, he's just my friend. Friend friend. Not boyfriend."
But he's just playing coy, dear readers. We here at your reliable weyr newsource smell a marriage in the future. As to which one will take the role of bride, your reliable news source is regretfully unsure. When asked what he thought of the idea of F'ox in a dress, R'en burst into a fit of laughter so intense that he was unable to form any coherent sentences for hours afterward and, unfortunately, had to withhold comments. |
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Inkwell
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Post by Inkwell on Jul 13, 2011 13:39:41 GMT -5
Flit Not the Father!
Buffet Clutch Not Kosher After All?
New, shocking evidence suggests that the father of our own Golden Honey's recent clutch is not, as previously thought, Bronze Crypt! Despite a mess hall full of witnesses, we at your reliable news source are now 98.43% confident that Honey's clutch was, in fact, sired by a rogue Blue who wishes to remain anonymous.
When asked for comment, Honey said: "SCREEEEEEEE chirp?"
What this means for the marriage plans of R'en and F'ox, only time will tell. |
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Post by Inkwell on Jul 13, 2011 13:54:48 GMT -5
Weekly Warden Sightings!- "I could have sworn I saw him yesterday," a drudge told us. "He was down by the beach, just... staring out at the waves. He looked kind of wistful. Also like a rock."
- "I was sleeping on the job a few nights ago," a guard admitted to us (he prefers to remain anonymous), "and woke up to him yelling in my face about neglecting my duties. Scared the shards out of me!"
- "I see him every night in my dreams," said Wherleader Z, a single tear dripping gently down his cheek. "And every day, in the smile of every child. In the laugh of every baby. On the ass of every wher." We aren't entirely sure how drunk he was. Next Issue: Our entire stock of Benden Wine is missing! Shock! Horror!
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