Warden's Ficmeme

[Anon Overlord]

SO. Those of us who are LJers understand how ficmemes work. For all y'all who ain't, lemme break it down for ya.

Someone posts a prompt - can be anything ("Z and Warden share a skin of wine on the beach" or "Machi discovers a box of kittens" or "C'ross and I'saac dress up like pretty princesses" fuck - whatever). Someone else who fancies the idea - be it for srs reasons or lulz reasons, posts a "fill" - a ficlet in which the prompted things happen.

SO. RULES. Gon' be different cos this ain't no LJ.

1. All Proboards TOS apply. No porn. NO PORN. DON'T FUCKING REQUEST PORN.
2. Don't use any characters on the list of characters you can't use.
3. Be nice. Please don't trollfill unless it's fucking hilarious.

It won't look as tidy because comments on Proboards don't nest like comments on LJ - so. System.

PROMPTERS - ideally y'all put some sort of distinguishing thing in the "subject" line of your comment - a title of a prompt or whatever, let's say "Z/Warden Flufftiems" or whatever.

FILLERS - "subject" line of your comment should be "FILL - Z/Warden Flufftiems"

EASY ENOUGH, RIGHT?

Anonposting not required, it's just....a thing. That we do. Because.

IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR CHARACTERS TO BE USED, JUST POST (NOT-ANONYMOUSLY PLOX) IN HERE WITH A LIST OF THE CHARACTERS YOU DON'T WANT USED.

[giftwrapped]

BECAUSE GIFT IS DUMB AS A STUMP, HERE IS LIST IN POST SHE CAN EDIT.

Untouchables:

• None right now
  
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[obvious anon]

So. Briggy hates Dazanth because she was a mean ol' yellow to Astor despite not actually doing anything wrong (DETAILS DETAILS). Now for some reason you don't have to explain, she and Dazanth have to work together to do something. THE HORROR.

[Anonymonymous]

Fill - Briggy hates Dazanth

(OK this is fairly tame but its my first try at this, kay?)



Briggy: *works away diligently*
Dazanth: *watches* uhh, can I help?
B: no
D: can I tidy up that corner?
B: no
D: anything?
B: no
D: ... Can I touch it?
B: no!
D: whyyyy?
B: BECAUSE I SAID SO!
D: GEEZ It's not like I'll mess it up.
B: yes you will.
D: no I won't.
B: YES you will!
D: how can you say that?
B: BECAUSE YOU MESS EVERYTHING UP!!!
D: ... So I can't touch it?
B: NO! No, just... Just go sit in the corner.
D: *huffs, but does as she's told*
...
D: *jiffles*
B: sit still, you're distracting me
D: but I'm bored
B: well don't be
D: but I've got nothing to doooo. Are you sure there's nothing I can do to hel--
B: no there isn't
D: why don't you like me?
B:*turns and gives the death stare*
D: ... eep
...
D: OOH LOOK THERE'S JUARTH! *bounces off to pester the non-existant pink*
B:... *insert string of curses here*

[Obvious Anon]

fsjdfodsjfdij wfiosdfeurefjdij YES.

Yes that is glorious. Oh, poor Dazanth, she has no idea what she even did wrong. ;A;

[Spiffy]

Hehe yeah I really wanna play her as really naive,.cause that's just damn cute. And kinda hyper, cause then that's just funny xD

[Lolanon]

Warden's ghost is haunting his office. M'onk finds this out at an inopportune moment. All other details are up to you.

[nozomi]

Please no sexy things wih M'onk kay? ;.;

[anonymouse]

M'onk was in the middle of the worst case of indigestion he'd ever had in his long life. His office smelled of rotten eggs and sulfur, and he was trying his best to knuckle down and finish some paperwork anyway. Manfully, he mastered his watering eyes, and was briefly glad that the girl was away. He wouldn't want her to see him this way. Or smell it either.

He slowly became aware of a chill prickling up his spine, like a spider made of tingles. Goosebumps raised up on his arms. What the...?

Just in front of his desk, the flatulent vapors became suddenly visible and coalesced into a vaguely humanoid form.

"Wwwwwwhhhhhhyyyyyy......!" it groaned. "I am already deeeeead.... why joo make Warden suuufferrrrrr.....!"

M'onk blinked. Too surprised to do anything else, maybe.

"It smells like a wher's backsiiiiiiiide."

More blinking. A low gurgle sounded from the pit of the overseer's stomach. No, not again!

"Pleeeeeease," the spirit gasped, its misty form thinning and beginning to dissipate. "Just go to the tooooooilet...."

Well, M'onk couldn't argue with that.

[Spiffy]

You have no idea how hard I had to try not to laugh out loud at that *is in a public place*

*gigglesnorts*

[Cansi]

The request? Astor sets fire to a Jiruyno effigy, and Jiru's undergarments spontaneously combust. ;D

There, edited.

[giftwrapped]

What undergarments?

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[Anonvious]

F'ox and Orren are bros4lyf. This we know.

The rest of Warden's, however, doesn't and mistakes them for a couple, and reacts according to their natures.

HOW DO F'OX AND ORREN REACT TO THIS CONFUSION?