Post by tuathade on May 14, 2011 22:54:00 GMT -5
Soooo Tua loves lists.
Specifically, I recently re-read the list of things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG, as well as The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army.
Annnd it inspired me to make a similar list for Warden's! The following are just the silly ones I could come up with off the top of my head for my terrible prisoner - anyone else is welcome to chime in with entries for their characters, whether prisoner, guard, rider, or whatever!
1. Warden does not make idle threats. I will remember this in the future.
2. Even if Warden has pretty eyes, I will not tell him so.
3. I will not hit on my shrink.
4. Whers are not toys.
5. Guards are not allowed to touch prisoners. I cannot get around this rule by touching the guard first.
6. Playing the “I’m not touching you” game is also frowned on.
7. Discussing heritage of another prisoner and a wher should be avoided at all costs.
8. Come to think of it, I will not imply that my fellow prisoners (or guards, for that matter) have any nonhumans anywhere in their ancestry. It does not end well.
9. None of the food in the prison mess hall can be classified as a weapon. “Crippling to morale” does not count as weaponized.
10. At no point in time is it appropriate for my tongue to come into contact with any part of another prisoner’s anatomy. If they need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, that is what the trained professional healers are for.
11. I will not hit on my shrink.
12. My crimes were not committed by a future version of myself ‘timing it’ into the past to prevent a world-ending paradox. This is not a valid legal defense.
13. The bars of my cell are not a musical instrument, and if I attempt to use them as such I will get the straitjacket again.
14. My wrists are not thin enough to do the shackle trick. I will not try it anyway just to upset nearby guards.
15. Everyone gets their head shaved when they first arrived. Just because not everyone can rock the cue ball as well as I can, that’s no excuse to rub it in.
16. Just because I didn’t throw the first punch, doesn’t mean I didn’t start the fight.
17. Warden’s does not have a weyr anthem. It doesn’t need one.
18. Jokes about planning a mass prison break are not funny, and will be taken seriously.
19. Straitjackets are not toys. Or sexy.
20. I WILL NOT HIT ON MY SHRINK.
Specifically, I recently re-read the list of things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG, as well as The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army.
Annnd it inspired me to make a similar list for Warden's! The following are just the silly ones I could come up with off the top of my head for my terrible prisoner - anyone else is welcome to chime in with entries for their characters, whether prisoner, guard, rider, or whatever!
1. Warden does not make idle threats. I will remember this in the future.
2. Even if Warden has pretty eyes, I will not tell him so.
3. I will not hit on my shrink.
4. Whers are not toys.
5. Guards are not allowed to touch prisoners. I cannot get around this rule by touching the guard first.
6. Playing the “I’m not touching you” game is also frowned on.
7. Discussing heritage of another prisoner and a wher should be avoided at all costs.
8. Come to think of it, I will not imply that my fellow prisoners (or guards, for that matter) have any nonhumans anywhere in their ancestry. It does not end well.
9. None of the food in the prison mess hall can be classified as a weapon. “Crippling to morale” does not count as weaponized.
10. At no point in time is it appropriate for my tongue to come into contact with any part of another prisoner’s anatomy. If they need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, that is what the trained professional healers are for.
11. I will not hit on my shrink.
12. My crimes were not committed by a future version of myself ‘timing it’ into the past to prevent a world-ending paradox. This is not a valid legal defense.
13. The bars of my cell are not a musical instrument, and if I attempt to use them as such I will get the straitjacket again.
14. My wrists are not thin enough to do the shackle trick. I will not try it anyway just to upset nearby guards.
15. Everyone gets their head shaved when they first arrived. Just because not everyone can rock the cue ball as well as I can, that’s no excuse to rub it in.
16. Just because I didn’t throw the first punch, doesn’t mean I didn’t start the fight.
17. Warden’s does not have a weyr anthem. It doesn’t need one.
18. Jokes about planning a mass prison break are not funny, and will be taken seriously.
19. Straitjackets are not toys. Or sexy.
20. I WILL NOT HIT ON MY SHRINK.
